everyone, please keep your minds healthy and read many books.
i mean what's the harm?
yes, this is my very own personal library.
it continues all the way to the ceiling and touches
the depths of the floor. a bunch of whimsical reads.
if anyone would like to borrow a book it only costs
3 cigarettes and 2 pieces of candy (preferably nerd rope)
cause let's face it, people who don't read
are nothing but a bunch of oafs.
and if my words can't convince you non-readers then maybe lil' jon can sway your decision.